New Act of the Year
Finalist - 2015
Alternative New Act
of the Year Award
WINNER - 2014
Amused Moose Laugh Off
Semi Finalist 2016
of the Year
Finalist - 2014
was so prestigious,
decided to scrap
it once all the
heats were done.
There was no final).
I live in Brighton
I was once bitten by a pig on top of a nuclear bunker
I want to do a forward roll on the M25
I’d like to show you my Kate Garraway saucepan
Officially the favourite customer of Raise Bakery (Hove)
If you don’t feel the above information is quite enough, then you can read my 3833 word autobiographical treatise here
"A huge hit with the audience." Chortle.co.uk
"Consistently funny...A stupidly nice way to close the show." Bruce Dessau
“Mr Lucas is wonderfully funny. Our new favourite thing.” The Huffington Post
"He’s like Harry Hill with PowerPoint, a stream of silly non-sequiturs coming from his mouth while extra gags pop up on screen, giving twice the jokes for your money. A daft favourite for me." Steve Bennett - Chortle
"Explosive and very sharp-tongued stand up with great use of AV equipment."
"With a high-energy blend of surreal celebrity slander and incisive silliness, Phil Lucas enchanted." Latest 7 Magazine
"Like Harry Hill having a breakdown." Bridport News
“Phil Lucas is, without doubt, a Poke favourite." thepoke.co.uk
“You may know Lucas from his sterling and hugely viral internetting. Something for everyone.“ Creative Tourist magazine
"Phil will have any audience screaming with laughter...Brilliant and original." Martin Mullaney - Cheeky Monkey Comedy Club/Comedy CV
"Phil Lucas 42, has been slapping sexually suggestive notes to post boxes in his home town of Brighton, East Sussex." The Sunday Sport - May, 2012
"Taking into account your safety and the on going safe running and management of the M25 we are, unfortunately, unable to fulfil your request to do a forward roll on the M25." The Highways Agency
"With regard to your suggestion that we use Kate Garraway on our next banknote, I am afraid that the Governor’s decision to use Winston Churchill has been finalised. I am also sorry that we are unable to accept your generous offer of 50p towards a Flake, and as such I have returned it to you." The Bank of England
"Very funny." Dave Gorman (Dave Gorman has never seen me live).
"That's some Funny." Fran Healy from Travis (Fran Healy from Travis has never seen me live).
"He is very, very funny." Jeremy Vine – Broadcaster (Jeremy Vine has never seen me live).
"I love you," Annabel Giles - Model, author and presenter
"Please stop tweeting me. I'm not going to channel the spirit of Colonel Gaddafi for you." Derek Acorah, Psychic Medium
"You made me laugh Phil." Kate Garraway - Presenter (Kate Garraway has never seen me live, but she has spoken to me. You can listen to that conversation here)