Comedy Knights

New Act of the Year

Finalist - 2015

Gareth Morinan

Alternative New Act

of the Year Award

WINNER - 2014

Max Turner

Prize 

Finalist

2015

Amused Moose Laugh Off

Semi Finalist 2016

Cheek

Head

Hastings

Comedian

of the Year

Finalist - 2014

(This competition

was so prestigious,

the organisers

decided to scrap 

it once all the

heats were done.

There was no final).

NATYS 2017

3rd Place

About Me

If you don’t feel the above information is quite enough, then you can read my 3833 word autobiographical treatise here

Quotes

"He’s like Harry Hill with PowerPoint, a stream of silly non-sequiturs coming from his mouth while extra gags pop up on screen, giving twice the jokes for your money. A huge hit with the audience...A daft favourite for me." - Chortle.co.uk

 

"Consistently funny...A stupidly nice way to close the show."   Bruce Dessau

 

“Mr Lucas is wonderfully funny. Our new favourite thing.” The Huffington Post

"Explosive and very sharp-tongued stand up with great use of AV equipment."  

Broadway Baby

 

"With a high-energy blend of surreal celebrity slander and incisive silliness, Phil Lucas enchanted." Latest 7 Magazine

"Like Harry Hill having a breakdown."  Bridport News

 

“Phil Lucas is, without doubt, a Poke favourite." thepoke.co.uk

 

“You may know Lucas from his sterling and hugely viral internetting. Something for everyone.“ Creative Tourist magazine

 

"Phil will have any audience screaming with laughter...Brilliant and original."  Martin Mullaney - Cheeky Monkey Comedy Club

"Phil Lucas 42, has been slapping sexually suggestive notes to post boxes in his home town of Brighton, East Sussex." The Sunday Sport - May, 2012

 

"Taking into account your safety and the on going safe running and management of the M25 we are, unfortunately, unable to fulfil your request to do a forward roll on the M25."  The Highways Agency

 

"With regard to your suggestion that we use Kate Garraway on our next banknote, I am afraid that the Governor’s decision to use Winston Churchill has been finalised.  I am also sorry that we are unable to accept your generous offer of 50p towards a Flake, and as such I have returned it to you."  The Bank of England

 

 

"Very funny."  Dave Gorman  (Dave Gorman has never seen me live).

 

"That's some Funny."  Fran Healy from Travis  (Fran Healy from Travis has never seen me live).

 

"He is very, very funny." Jeremy Vine – Broadcaster  (Jeremy Vine has never seen me live).

 

"I love you,"  Annabel Giles  - Model, author and presenter

 

"Please stop tweeting me. I'm not going to channel the spirit of Colonel Gaddafi for you."  Derek Acorah, Psychic Medium

 

"You made me laugh Phil."  Kate Garraway - Presenter  (Kate Garraway has never seen me live, but she has spoken to me.  You can listen to that conversation here)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

Here's a 3-minute video of me live, filmed badly on a poor quality camera