What follows is a genuine ‘About Me’ profile from a chap on Myspace. I can assure you that there is no comedy intended with this, as I have also read a great number of his other musings over the past year; so I think I’ve got the measure of him. The guy is simply genius, just not in a good way.

Do enjoy this.

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About me:
ok…embarrasing bit out first, due to stupid house prices, i am still in the parental abode!there now the cats out of the bag.i am a happy go lucky person who i think has a gsoh.i like to meet and make new friends but when i am out, speaking to the oppo sex is something i aint all that good at but thanks to msn/yahoo if i do get to know a lass then we can use that to build upto a meet and hopefully another meet and the worlds our oyster.i am a lover of the mature woman, that being from 30+ upto say(off the top of my head)50ish.i love photography and at the moment i have a camera that i got from the tesco in goole for £87.i currently work in a crappy chicken factory on the minimum wage but one day i will get out.my msn n yahoo i will give to anybody that i see fit to have it

Who I’d like to meet:
a female with a good sense of humour, colour unimportant as i aint prejudiced, age well anything between late 20’s til very late 40’s(love the mature woman), i do have this lust/love for the mature sexy and nice looking lass.enjoys all aspects of getting to know each other, espesh the sex/lovemaking part, wether it be in the bedroom or wherever, all in the confines of a r/ship.loves music,film,comedy and outdoor pursuits-walking and seeing the sights(espesh the coast when the weather is superb),cosy nights in as well as out.hopefully will like photos,tho not essential at all.the main thing is that there is communication as without it, the whole thing is doomed before it starts.id love to meet the sexy actress LIZ WHITE, who was in LIFE ON MARS, she played wpc annie cartwright…..she has the phwoarrr factor