Do you ever find yourself in a conversation where you say something and
then think, “wow, that would make a great name for a song or title
for an album?” Well, my friends and I seem to do it all of the time. Below
is everything we have come up with. Of course it is slightly sad to me that
these songs only exist in cyberspace and will never be written (because
I have no musical talent.) Mind you, if you’ve got the funk and get the
urge, why not have a stab at one of my songs and send me your results, I’d
love to hear it.
Maybe you’ve also got no musical talent but have some brilliant song
titles sitting around doing nothing. Why not let me know what they are
and I’ll put the best efforts up here.
Anyway, the fake band that I’m not in is called Meaty Monkfish and the Fairy Resurrection. Here are our albums (click on each one to see the track titles):
On The Lake With Colin (1998)
On The Lake With Colin (1998)
- Steam Hannah
- Feels Like A Sunday
- Cherry Lips
- I Want A Winged Monkey Butler
- Looking At The Smokey Walls
- Monsieur Avril
- Profiteering From Pilfered Produce (album edit)
- A Condom For The Heart
- Yesterday Never Ends
- There Are Some Things In Life You Can’t Fix (And Breadsticks Are One Of Them)
My Years in the Wrong Size Bra (2001)
- Bad Boob Management
- Stake Out
- There Goes Rennie Arnoux
- Naughty Norma
- Next Summer (There’ll be a lot of changes)
- Up Ya Grinna
- Banging on the Fridge Door
- Cop Trumps
- No, Non!
- Ne Pas Grimpa
Meaty Monkfish and the Fairy Resurrection (2003)
- One Step Closer (The Pies)
- Enter The Gecko
- Winner
- Tiny But Well Manicured Hands
- Genius (But Not In A Good Way)
- Leon Solent
- Can’t See In Twilight
- Suits Too Big
- Me And My Boiz Got A Head Full Of Noize
- Don’t Give Me Brown Shoes Honey (I Just Don’t Like Them)
- I See Lies In Your Thighs
- Dirty Linen Basket
